this guy double back up the car & truck
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bear wants haloween pumpkin
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1333719680408076
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1333719680408076
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Annastacia Palaszczuk and her chauffeur were cruising along a country road one evening when an elderly cow staggered out on to the road in front of the limo.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't, resulting in the old cow being struck and killed. Anastasia instructed her limo driver to go over to the farmhouse to inform the landowner of what had just occurred.
She stayed in the limo making numerous phone calls on how to further border restrictions and lockdowns.
About an hour later the limo driver staggered back to the limo with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a very rare, huge cuban cigar in the other and smeared with lipstick and smiling happily.
"What happened to you?" asked Anastasia. "Well" the driver replied. "The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine and his beautiful twin blonde daughters made crazy love with me"! "My God, what did you say to them?" asked Anastasia.
"I just stepped inside the door and said I'm the Premier’s limo driver and I've run over the old cow. The rest happened so fast I just couldn't stop it"
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't, resulting in the old cow being struck and killed. Anastasia instructed her limo driver to go over to the farmhouse to inform the landowner of what had just occurred.
She stayed in the limo making numerous phone calls on how to further border restrictions and lockdowns.
About an hour later the limo driver staggered back to the limo with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a very rare, huge cuban cigar in the other and smeared with lipstick and smiling happily.
"What happened to you?" asked Anastasia. "Well" the driver replied. "The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine and his beautiful twin blonde daughters made crazy love with me"! "My God, what did you say to them?" asked Anastasia.
"I just stepped inside the door and said I'm the Premier’s limo driver and I've run over the old cow. The rest happened so fast I just couldn't stop it"
never seen a clean up crew like that after helloween
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=632527958117917
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=632527958117917
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