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HONG KONG (NYTIMES) - "Slim." "Beautiful." "Rotten." "Extra Rotten." "Rotten to the Core." Those were the size descriptions for women's clothing, ranging from small to XXL, that a Taiwanese chain, RT-Mart, slapped on a chart measurements in one of its superstores in China.
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No one is allowed to congregate for funerals; instead, people drive by the cemetery and honk their horns in respect. One man drives by blasting “Another One Bites The Dust”


The family wanted to be mad, but then another car drove by playing the same song, and another one does, and another one does, and another one drives a bus.

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*Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating, she said ‘how does the male know when the female is ready for sex ?*
*I replied he can smell she is ready that is how nature works.*
*We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe, again my girlfreind asked how the ram knew when the ewe was ready for sex ?*
*I replied 'it’s nature he can smell she is ready'.*
*We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating the cow; my girlfriend said this is odd they are all at it, surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready.*
*I said look it’s nature, all animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.*
*Anyway, after the walk I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye, she said 'take care and get yourself checked for Covid-19.'*
*Surprised, I asked her why she feels that way ?*
*She said, “I think you seem to have lost your sense of smell”.*
 
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