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*A young woman walks into a Chartered Accountant’s Office and tells him that she needs to file her Tax Returns.*
*The Accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”*
*He gets her Name, Address etc and then asks, "What’s your occupation ?”*
*“I’m a Prostitute,” she says.*
*The Accountant is taken aback and says, “That's too gross. Let’s try to re-phrase that."*
*The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.*
*“No, that still won’t work. Need something more acceptable."*
*They both think for a minute ; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”*
*The Accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute ?”*
*“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”*
*Chartered Accountant : “Brilliant ! ! *Poultry Farmer"** *it is !!! And Agricultural Income is tax free !"*
*The Accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”*
*He gets her Name, Address etc and then asks, "What’s your occupation ?”*
*“I’m a Prostitute,” she says.*
*The Accountant is taken aback and says, “That's too gross. Let’s try to re-phrase that."*
*The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.*
*“No, that still won’t work. Need something more acceptable."*
*They both think for a minute ; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”*
*The Accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute ?”*
*“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”*
*Chartered Accountant : “Brilliant ! ! *Poultry Farmer"** *it is !!! And Agricultural Income is tax free !"*
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