JOTD
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covid19 cat training school of quarantine
1. When your life is in darkness,
*Pray and ask God to free you from darkness*..... and
*If you are still in darkness... please pay your Electric bill.*
2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
*You can be sure of one thing; either the car is new or the wife.*
3. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
*Stress is when wife is pregnant.*
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.*
*Panic is when both are pregnant.*
4. Grammar Teacher : Do you know the importance of a period?
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away...*
5. A young boy asks his dad : "What is the difference between confident and confidential?
*Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential.*
6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?"_
*Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!*
7. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman :
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
*The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”*
*Pray and ask God to free you from darkness*..... and
*If you are still in darkness... please pay your Electric bill.*
2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
*You can be sure of one thing; either the car is new or the wife.*
3. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
*Stress is when wife is pregnant.*
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.*
*Panic is when both are pregnant.*
4. Grammar Teacher : Do you know the importance of a period?
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away...*
5. A young boy asks his dad : "What is the difference between confident and confidential?
*Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential.*
6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?"_
*Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!*
7. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman :
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
*The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”*
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