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Tom Hanks survived 4 years on an island as a castaway
He spent a year in an airport without being able to leave
Caught AIDS in Philadelphia
He was in World War II and rescued Private Ryan;
He went to Vietnam and rescued Lieutenant Dan
Was on a boat kidnapped by Somali pirates
survived Apollo 13 trying to reach the Moon
Landed a Boeing on the Hudson River✈
If that son of a bitch dies of coronavirus , we are ALL f#*ked!!!
 
Winston Churchill entered the men’s room and discovered Clement Atlee at one end of the long trough urinal.

Churchill pointedly took up his position at the other.

Atlee remarked, “Feeling a bit stand-offish, are we, Winston?”

Churchill replied, “Any time you see something big, you want to nationalize it.”
 
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