shinymetal
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I told my wife I was making a car out of spaghetti, she thought I was lying.
You should of seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
You should of seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
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shinymetal
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I've just realised why America is so messed up at the moment,
They were raised in a gay polyamourus family with 4 fathers.
They were raised in a gay polyamourus family with 4 fathers.
Real people win real money.
This little video is beyond priceless....
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. Sally, the class genius, raises her hand and says, "Last year I got the mumps, and my mom said it was contagious."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Would anyone else like to try?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and stands to give his answer.
"Our mean next door neighbor was painting her house by hand, and my dad said it would take the contagious.
"Very good," says the teacher. "Would anyone else like to try?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and stands to give his answer.
"Our mean next door neighbor was painting her house by hand, and my dad said it would take the contagious.
mrsilverservice
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How do you make holy water - you boil the Hell out of it 
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The Book of Proverbs Chapter 14 verse 27
The fear of the Lord is a fountain of life,to turn one away from the snares of death
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The Book of Proverbs Chapter 14 verse 27
The fear of the Lord is a fountain of life,to turn one away from the snares of death
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