Some people just don't have a sense of humour
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Three Russian men are talking in the Gulag.
One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?"
The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."
The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers."
Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?"
"Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West."
One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?"
The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."
The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers."
Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?"
"Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West."
That's no joke .
I have an uncle who did 10 years
His boss told him to dump a big batch of bad liquor , that would have killed people.
Bad batch
The big boss told him NOT to dump the batch
He did 10 years for basically dumping a bad batch of Slivatchnia
Shame that the 50,000 of those that were printed up by Shorten earlier this year had to be binned.
Wheel Lee said leave me alone !
A bit vulgar but funny!
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