Shoaib and Haneef moved to Paris where they made friends with a French guy named Jean Paul.
They used to go all over Paris with him when suddenly one day ...
Jean Paul disappeared.
The two went to the police and lodged a complaint.
The police asked them if they could give some vital clues about Jean Paul that would help find him.
Haneef said, "Jean-Paul was handsome and tall."
The Police said, "Most Frenchmen are like that. Give us something specific."
Shoaib said, "Jean Paul had blue eyes and was very fair."
The Police said, "C'mon guys, lots of Frenchmen are fair and have blue eyes, give us something specific."
Shoaib and Haneef said, "Oh yes ... now we remember ... Jean Paul had two holes in his ass."
The Policemen get really interested. They said, "Now that's something very specific, but tell us, how do you know this? Have you guys seen the two holes in his ass?"
Shoaib and Haneef said,
"No we haven’t actually seen the holes, but wherever we went with Jean Paul, everyone used to say ... _Here comes Jean Paul with the two assholes!_"