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im assuming that you are joking, or can you link to the tweet because I searched for it and only found it on satirical fake news sites
shinymetal
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uuh yea, he didn't tweet that. If you actually believed that he did you're a bit stupid...
HOWEVER!! The god damn MADLAD did tweet this.
HOWEVER!! The god damn MADLAD did tweet this.
My apologies, I didn't bother to double check that tweet!
I was initially sceptical however was assured by my friend that it was genuine.
A fully nude British woman gets into a taxi. The taxi driver, a Chinese, looks at her from top to bottom and from bottom to top repeatedly.
The woman asks, “Haven't you seen a naked woman before?"
The Chinese taxi driver says, “I no look you naked. I plenty frightened. I look and look. Where you keep money to pay me?"
The woman asks, “Haven't you seen a naked woman before?"
The Chinese taxi driver says, “I no look you naked. I plenty frightened. I look and look. Where you keep money to pay me?"
_*This joke apparently won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain*_
_*Mr Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.*_
_*When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."*_
_*Mr. Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."*_
_*The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.*_
_*Mr. Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.*_
_*One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.*_
_*When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."*_
_*Mr. Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"*_
_*He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is...*_
_*I have quit drinking"!!!*_
_*Mr Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.*_
_*When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."*_
_*Mr. Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."*_
_*The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.*_
_*Mr. Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.*_
_*One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.*_
_*When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."*_
_*Mr. Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"*_
_*He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is...*_
_*I have quit drinking"!!!*_
Guangdong Customs seizes 'world's most dangerous fruit' from Singapore: Cannonball tree fruit https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/e...MG4g6jvp45Ua2yJeCtQzUKvHxnoHXuMWOqIhuvsISwZ0#
cannon ball comes from a tree
didn't know it's dangerous and could explode
cannon ball comes from a tree
didn't know it's dangerous and could explode
So the woman places one foot on the front passenger seat head rest and the other foot on the drivers side head rest and says
"Will you acept this?"
To which the driver replies
"Got anything smaller?"
Moderator, please remove if it'd too offensive for this forum!
Arch Stanton
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https://www.rt.com/sport/448974-mma-fighter-demolishes-bank/
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