JOTD

[Holdfast]

The nation's entire LNG output is locked-up in export contracts. Some domestic gas is even being used to ensure those contracts are filled.

The joke is now on Australia because there is now real consideration about importing gas for domestic use. Our political leaders deserve to be the laughing stock.

http://www.theage.com.au/comment/th...as-crisis-is-a-sick-joke-20170311-guw163.html

 

[finicky]

 

[Stoic Phoenix]

 

[Greg Williams]

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

 

[Greg Williams]

My wife asked me if I've ever pissed in the shower.
I said "Yes, but accidentally"
She asked "What do you mean accidentally?"
I said "Well these things happen when you're having a shit!"

 

[Stoic Phoenix]

My Uncle Mick worked at the Jamieson's distillery and passed away after falling in a vat of Whiskey and drowning.....3 people tried to save him but he fought them off valiantly.

 

[finicky]

Yanis Varoufakis ex Greek Minister of Finance

 

[boneyard]

Who is the guy on the left??

I would like some feedback on who you think he looks like

 

[bordsilver]

The 2nd guy looks waaaaay too happy.

 

[boneyard]

 

[billybob888]

Who is the guy on the left??

I would like some feedback on who you think he looks like

http://i.imgur.com/bROXHr6.jpg

I dont get the joke

 

[raven]

Who is the guy on the left??

I would like some feedback on who you think he looks like

http://i.imgur.com/bROXHr6.jpg

Thst's one J Packeeeeer in a formar life man !

 

[alor]

use a speed boat for your silver purchase instead of backing up the truck

 

[JulieW]

When I drink too much I sleep like a baby.

I cry all night and wet myself.

 

[bordsilver]

http://i.imgur.com/0c3vLN9.jpg

Looked it up and unfortunately his plates got cancelled after the photo went viral

 

[Stoic Phoenix]

 

[alor]

when the planes got grounded and you have nothing better to do

 

[boneyard]

how to cook a turkey with your dog............Fool-Proof Roast Turkey -- Life Device #5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDmcBQQpyNA

2 minute youtube clip

 

[boneyard]

 

[Holdfast]

So I was at the shops, looking at some portuguese chicken (Butterflied whole chook) that looked as if it was cooked a week ago, it was dried out and dang nasty.

I said to the young guy behind the counter..."That looks like F..king Road-kill" !!! He pissed himself laughing as did I.