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Pharmaceutical Advertising
I'm sure you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctors' offices on everything from tissues to note pads.
This one should get First prize....
Advice by a Japanese doctor.
"If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.
I'm sure you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctors' offices on everything from tissues to note pads.
This one should get First prize....
Advice by a Japanese doctor.
"If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.
Trailer for Woody Allen's upcoming series. Barber tells him he cant make him look good, and it took a year to get through his book .. Woody fights back
http://www.esquire.co.uk/culture/tv...or-woody-allens-crisis-in-six-scenes-tv-show/
http://www.esquire.co.uk/culture/tv...or-woody-allens-crisis-in-six-scenes-tv-show/
http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/dont-miss/193431664-story
seems like POKEMON Team Rocket MEOW is in town
seems like POKEMON Team Rocket MEOW is in town
>>> Interview with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky:
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>>> Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?
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>>> Hattie : For better digestion, I drink beer.
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>>> In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.
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>>> For low blood pressure I drink red wine.
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>>> In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.
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>>> And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.
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>>> Reporter : When do you drink water?
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>>> Hattie : I've never been that sick.
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>>> Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?
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>>> Hattie : For better digestion, I drink beer.
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>>> In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.
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>>> For low blood pressure I drink red wine.
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>>> In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.
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>>> And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.
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>>> Reporter : When do you drink water?
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>>> Hattie : I've never been that sick.
Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador ."
"Sod that" says Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said "I would like to come back as a cow".
I said, "You're obviously not listening".
Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a wedding cake.
I was in the Pub with my wife last night and I said, "I love you".
She said, "Is that you or the beer talking?"
I replied, "It's me talking to the beer".
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
"Sod that" says Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said "I would like to come back as a cow".
I said, "You're obviously not listening".
Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a wedding cake.
I was in the Pub with my wife last night and I said, "I love you".
She said, "Is that you or the beer talking?"
I replied, "It's me talking to the beer".
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
Two young women walking home after a big night partying take a shortcut through a graveyard. Half way through one of them needs to relieve herself so she ducks behind a headstone and does her thing, grabs a nearby piece of paper that she spots on the ground to clean herself up and they continue on to their respective homes and the girl stumbles into bed beside her sleeping husband.
The next morning she wakes up with a hangover and is getting the silent treatment from her husband. She asks if he is annoyed at her going for a night out with her girlfriends and telling him not to be so uptight. He replied to her that no, going out with her girlfriends is fine but he woke up to find her crashed out on the bed stinking of alcohol with a card wedged in her ass crack that had a bunch of flowers pictured on the front and a hand written message saying: So long buddy, we are going to miss you!
The card was signed "All the guys at the fire station".
The next morning she wakes up with a hangover and is getting the silent treatment from her husband. She asks if he is annoyed at her going for a night out with her girlfriends and telling him not to be so uptight. He replied to her that no, going out with her girlfriends is fine but he woke up to find her crashed out on the bed stinking of alcohol with a card wedged in her ass crack that had a bunch of flowers pictured on the front and a hand written message saying: So long buddy, we are going to miss you!
The card was signed "All the guys at the fire station".
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