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one terrolist swimming in :lol:

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A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'
This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.'

'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my doctor told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and last year my hens were infertile, but today they are laying good fertilisised eggs again.'
'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used another cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'What a coincidence!'
 
Have been laughing at this for days :lol:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkzFC1Y40y8[/youtube]
 
donald trump on ISIS recruiting young Americans online.
"We're losing a lot of people because of the Internet. And we have to do something. We have to go see Bill Gates and a lot of different people that really understand what's happening. We have to talk to them and maybe, in certain areas, closing that Internet up in some ways," - Trump
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Have been laughing at this for days :lol:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkzFC1Y40y8[/youtube]
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It looks fake (photoshop) judging by the weight and speed of the stop sign to bowl someone out of the way like that?
 
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