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Why did Melinda divorce Bill?
According to Melinda Gates, Bill just didn't Excel at his marriage. Apparently his tool in bed was Microsoft, he had no Power Points, and he always had to have the last Word...
"Word is that she wasn't happy with his workaholic habit of being in Office365 and having a poor Outlook.
Despite how much he would Excel, she just felt like she didn't have Access to him.
He also lost the only PowerPoint he had.
Finally, it was not only Micro, it was Soft as well."
According to Melinda Gates, Bill just didn't Excel at his marriage. Apparently his tool in bed was Microsoft, he had no Power Points, and he always had to have the last Word...
"Word is that she wasn't happy with his workaholic habit of being in Office365 and having a poor Outlook.
Despite how much he would Excel, she just felt like she didn't have Access to him.
He also lost the only PowerPoint he had.
Finally, it was not only Micro, it was Soft as well."
Not being an American, would this actually work to be not taxable?
I don't know? Do you pay tax on Christmas gifts?
I was more referring to tips vs cash gifts in lieu of tips.
Don't understand why anyone would bother to declare tips.
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