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One of the Russian Ambassadors goes to President Putin and tells him he'd like to resign.

"Why?" Putin asks him.

"Ah, Mr. President, I can't take these time differences!

I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep, I last woke you up at 4 in the morning, but I thought it was only evening, I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday, I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."

"Well, these are just minor inconveniences," says Putin.

"Do you remember when that Polish plane crashed, killing their president?

I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't yet taken off!"
 
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Twitter and youtube censorship is the joke of the day.

Twitter has stopped me being able to post, wont update my timeline, and wont show my notifications.
Youtube has removed X22 report, IPOT, RedPill78, Destroying the Illusion, Amazing Polly, Where We Go 1 We Go All and basically every alternative media channel that supports Q and Trump.
Election interference by trying to cover up the dirt that WILL come out about Biden.
I'm not laughing. It's not a very funny joke.
 
shinymetal said:
Twitter and youtube censorship is the joke of the day.

Twitter has stopped me being able to post, wont update my timeline, and wont show my notifications.
Youtube has removed X22 report, IPOT, RedPill78, Destroying the Illusion, Amazing Polly, Where We Go 1 We Go All and basically every alternative media channel that supports Q and Trump.
Election interference by trying to cover up the dirt that WILL come out about Biden.
I'm not laughing. It's not a very funny joke.
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