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What a crook of BS. Have been spending my time in a Sydney hospital (large and well known) in recent days and have seen bugger changes to how medical staff interaction with each other or patients since this corona issue started v pre Feb 2020. No social distancing by anyone inc staff in the hospital between themselves and vistors, no face masks worn or rubber gloves in use unless changing dressings, no compulsory hand san every 3 seconds and the "honour system" re "are you sick" if you come into the hospital....I even heard one senior medical staff member laughing at a junior nurse for wearing a face cos she said it was not required...So me thinks those at the coal face in the health system aren't buying into and living the media spun BS.
Situational Awareness
Every week, Bernie entered the state lottery hoping to win; unfortunately, he never did.
Finally, he started praying vigorously, hoping for God's message, awaiting a sign from "Him."
One day he walked around the local fairground.
Suddenly, a flash of lightning struck as he was passing by Nadine's carnival stall. She was just bending over, and he saw she was not wearing panties!
He stared hard at Nadine's ass.... he could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks!
Was this the "sign" God was sending him?!
In his heart of hearts, he knew it! This was the miracle from "Him" to finally give him the riches he had dreamed of and had prayed for!
He ran to the nearest store that had the Lottery and bet on 77...It could not fail, it was God's personal sign to him!
Sadly, he lost again.
The winning number was 707.
Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.
Every week, Bernie entered the state lottery hoping to win; unfortunately, he never did.
Finally, he started praying vigorously, hoping for God's message, awaiting a sign from "Him."
One day he walked around the local fairground.
Suddenly, a flash of lightning struck as he was passing by Nadine's carnival stall. She was just bending over, and he saw she was not wearing panties!
He stared hard at Nadine's ass.... he could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks!
Was this the "sign" God was sending him?!
In his heart of hearts, he knew it! This was the miracle from "Him" to finally give him the riches he had dreamed of and had prayed for!
He ran to the nearest store that had the Lottery and bet on 77...It could not fail, it was God's personal sign to him!
Sadly, he lost again.
The winning number was 707.
Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.
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