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shinymetal
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Not really a joke.. Just a kitty that likes pats lol.
This made me laugh out loud though.
This made me laugh out loud though.
I did the survey which is a topic in itself but as is typical with the ABC they have to have a dig at humanity. The last comment is unwarranted in an unbiased survey.
You're more of a people person — so are
51%
of Aussies
But nearly one in three people would rather be hanging out with their furry friends. (Can you really blame them?)
You're more of a people person — so are
51%
of Aussies
But nearly one in three people would rather be hanging out with their furry friends. (Can you really blame them?)
shinymetal
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I reckon this is going to happen, It's a joke...
Her husband must be a " Moyal "
Who took his "offcuts " the his cobler mate .
Who made him a coin wallet
This happened when she rubbed
JOHNLGALT
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So, you were shagging on the carpet even way back then?
That's an image I don't need in my head Oddie. lol.
I found it a bit disturbing that 72% of Australians said climate change was affecting them personally.
On Friday, A hooded robber burst into a bank and, at gunpoint, forced the tellers to load their cash into a plain brown bag.
As the robber approached the door, one brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face.
Without a moment's hesitation, the robber shot the customer.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him.
The robber instantly shot & killed her also.
Everyone in the bank, by now horrified, stared down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There was a long moment of dead silence in which everyone was terrified to speak.
Then, one old Australian named Bernie cautiously raised his hand and said,
"My wife got a pretty good look at you !!!!."
As the robber approached the door, one brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face.
Without a moment's hesitation, the robber shot the customer.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him.
The robber instantly shot & killed her also.
Everyone in the bank, by now horrified, stared down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There was a long moment of dead silence in which everyone was terrified to speak.
Then, one old Australian named Bernie cautiously raised his hand and said,
"My wife got a pretty good look at you !!!!."
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