Why do farmers get buried only a foot below the ground?
So they can still stick their hand out.
http://www.beefcentral.com/p/news/article/3100
So they can still stick their hand out.
http://www.beefcentral.com/p/news/article/3100
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Robin Wiiliams and "Golf"
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDQd49rEF_0[/youtube]
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Fat Freddy
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The "Joke of the Day" for today and every day running for a long, long time now is definitely...
SILVER BULLET SILVER SHIELD
SILVER BULLET SILVER SHIELD
One day a woman walked into the kitchen and saw her husband trying to kill a fly with a swatter in his hand.
"What are you doing?" asked the wife.
"I'm hunting these damn flies!" replied the husband.
"Really," said the wife, "Have you killed any yet?"
"Yeah," replied the husband, "Three males and two females!"
"Yeah?" asked the wife, "How can you tell the difference?"
"Easy," replied the husband, "Three were on the beer can and two were on the phone!"
"What are you doing?" asked the wife.
"I'm hunting these damn flies!" replied the husband.
"Really," said the wife, "Have you killed any yet?"
"Yeah," replied the husband, "Three males and two females!"
"Yeah?" asked the wife, "How can you tell the difference?"
"Easy," replied the husband, "Three were on the beer can and two were on the phone!"
Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
What their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
However, Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father ..
Billy responded: "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes
off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is
really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let
them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly sent the other children outside with some work and
took little Billy aside to ask him if what he'd said was really true.
"No" said Billy ,"He plays AFL football for the Collingwood Football Club
but I was just too embarrassed to say "
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A Collingwood supporter walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman says - where did you get that? The seagull says - down the tip - there's thousands of them!
What their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
However, Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father ..
Billy responded: "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes
off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is
really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let
them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly sent the other children outside with some work and
took little Billy aside to ask him if what he'd said was really true.
"No" said Billy ,"He plays AFL football for the Collingwood Football Club
but I was just too embarrassed to say "
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A Collingwood supporter walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman says - where did you get that? The seagull says - down the tip - there's thousands of them!
mmm....shiney! said:
Ah, Robin Williams Live on Broadway - that's going to be a classic like Eddie Murphy Delirious.
Any standup routine with a koala dick reference is gold
He does need to be invited to this forum, check out his Leo DiCapriano watch ad. :lol:
Or whateverhisfuckinname is
Or whateverhisfuckinname is
AngloSaxon
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Marsi said:
Need your keys when you sleepwalk and your drivers licence when you sleep drive.
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