JOTD

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Social Security is the JOTD. Paying into it & thinking you are going to get it when YOU RETIRE.
Hint: It is a giant PONZI scheme.

 
Donald Trump on a field trip visiting a sausage factory.
The owner proudly explains the level of automation...
"You just need to push the pig inside. The machine does all the work...
Lo, you have the sausage come out."
Trump: I want to make America Great Again! Is it possible to push the sausage in, the pig comes out...?"
*Factory owner:* "Yes it is possible. Your father tried it years ago, and he succeeded....,"
 
Some friends of mine found a butchered cow in a park near their house. One wanted to go to the police but thought better and decided to have another look after they came down from their trip.

It was an abandoned couch.
 
This afternoon my neighbour had the wiper snipper out. Unfortunately for their cat, it came too close and he wiper snippered the tail right off.

He collected the tail, and cat and told me he was taking it to Coles.

When I asked why Coles, he told be because they are Australia's largest retailer.
 
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