How to tell what kinda stacker you are

18anstacking

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Hey yall once again this is a noobs thing here for any new stackers that have yet to figure out what kind the are.
I'm sure there's a relatively large list of em as well but anyone that posts a type of stacker I ask that you give a brief definition of it so new stackers can see if they fit it !
 
Hi, I think it's interesting and fun. I believe it may be a way of holding some wealth over lifes rocky bits. An accountant lecturer I work wit said recently, Gold and silver are mainly good if theres a huge crisis,seemed a good explaination to me. Lots other reasonings , but you lays your bets and take your chances., good management.
 
I find thre are many types of stackers and the boundaries between them are a bit blurry, not forgetting to mention that as people learn more their stacking tastes change.

It might be a nice exercise to come back every year or so and see how your stacking habits and viewpoints have changed over time.
 
This might be of help

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http://forums.silverstackers.com/topic-14520-i-have-x000-what-should-i-buy.html
 
Just remembered this one too

Audeamus said:
Profile of a stacker.


The PURE Stacker Also known as the spot chaser. Doesn't like awkward shapes, they don't stack well. Often finds themselves in the predicament of needing a larger safe. The Pure stacker is a very emotional character and has a tendency to have strong political views. They are the most likely to survive a SHTF scenario Generally loves charts and graphs and has a tendency to be in 100%. Struggles with the concept of paying a premium for modern coins. A large percentage of PURE stackers become HUMBLE stackers.

The SENTIMENTAL Stacker A curious type. Has no real care for spot price and is often at odds with the idea of stacking. Considers themselves more of a collector than a stacker. Feels most at home when at home. When not in their natural habitat they are at coin shows. They always have the last words in their relationship "Yes dear".

The DRAGON Stacker - Very secretive unassuming type. Highly intelligent, with a strong bias towards Gold. Doesn't play well with others, but very loyal to old friends. The dragon stacker is well connected and uses their cunningness to great effect. The only distraction to a DRAGON stacker is another DRAGON stacker. The DRAGON stacker is the most likely of the stackers to die with their stash hidden forever lost. It is unusual for a Dragon to ever sell.

The GEN Y Stacker- The most likely to swap 10oz bar for a car part. Often needs to sell part of the stack to pay for speeding fines. Starts out as a hard core PURE stacker but fizzles out very quickly due to lack of funds. Very vocal on forums for a short time before loosing interest. The gen Y stacker is considered at risk of having their stash stolen due to the high frequency of drunken rants. Can be very clever and resourceful but lacks focus. Most likely to return to stacking later in life as a PURE stacker. Those that do survive often take up the sport of flipping coins. The Pure stacker loves the gen Y stacker due to the ability to pick up metal at or below spot price whilst getting rid of unwanted car parts.

The HUMBLE Stacker Generally one of the most caring stackers, liked by all, but notorious for making bad financial decisions. They buy high and sell low. Are very influenced by those around them and will do anything for you at a moments notice. A Humble stacker can become a sentimental stacker and a life long friend. They are also the most likely to own a metal detector.

The CROW stacker - Has an addictive nature, falls in love with anything shiny and often confuses stacking with collecting. Likable family type, who often hides metal purchases from their partner. The CROW stacker often involves their partner in their addictive ways. Often seen buying over priced coins, medallions, bars, modern coins, semi numis actual numis and display cases. The Crow stacker is generally very content and politically aware. The most likely to pass their shiny stuff on to the next generation of CROW's. Also the most likely to buy a metal detector from a Humble stacker near new for half price.

The TECHNICAL stacker- Technically not a stacker. Loves charts, yields, all in cash cost, board meetings and SMSF (self managed super funds). As far as they are aware, most of their stash in unallocated paper holdings. Still living in the blissful world of being unaware.

Feel free to add.

http://forums.silverstackers.com/topic-56899-how-to-tell-what-kinda-stacker-you-are.html
 
My general list is:

The wealth preserver type - just sees metals as a hedge against inflation
The short term flipper - will look for current good deals and happy to make a buck or two quickly.
The long term stacker - Thinks metals are currently undervalued so is buying, plans to sell the lot when metals are overvalued (in their opinion of course)
The zombie apocalypse stacker - Thinks the world will melt down, all fiats will crash and metals will be the safest/best form of currency.
 
One more for the list:

The ANTI-stacker (more correctly, the "dickhead"): Patrols the forums looking for stackers to berate for their stupidity in buying gold and silver. Most likely to have bought into gold and silver at the peak and now is bitter and disillusioned. Reacts furiously when they find someone enjoying stacking. The ANTI-stacker will rejoin the forum under a different name when prices recover and will panic-buy as the up-trend accelerates.
 
The Anti AUD stacker.

Knows AUD is headed down, but doesnt want to buy USD, 'cause Americans are d!ckheads. Doesnt trust bankers wont bail him in. f*ck the government too.
 
nsw2206 said:
The Anti AUD stacker.

Knows AUD is headed down, but doesnt want to buy USD, 'cause Americans are d!ckheads. Doesnt trust bankers wont bail him in. f*ck the government too.
Ahh Cmon Mate Ever been to Texas ?
 
Ahh Cmon
I try to play well with others . Its not my fault they always seem to get hurt maybe they just have bad luck? Maybe their mother
should have warned them never ever play with dragons? Im more partial to silver also I think Im 90% Dragon 10% Viking LOL.
graydragon
 
graydragon said:
nsw2206 said:
The Anti AUD stacker.

Knows AUD is headed down, but doesnt want to buy USD, 'cause Americans are d!ckheads. Doesnt trust bankers wont bail him in. f*ck the government too.
Ahh Cmon Mate Ever been to Texas ?
Hey you know the insults for people we like are different to the insults we dish up for people we dont like. If your not a d! Ckhead then the insult is meant in a good way but if you are then not.
 
nsw2206 said:
graydragon said:
nsw2206 said:
The Anti AUD stacker.

Knows AUD is headed down, but doesnt want to buy USD, 'cause Americans are d!ckheads. Doesnt trust bankers wont bail him in. f*ck the government too.
Ahh Cmon Mate Ever been to Texas ?
Hey you know the insults for people we like are different to the insults we dish up for people we dont like. If your not a d! Ckhead then the insult is meant in a good way but if you are then not.

That's how us c_nts in Australia do it :)

Once you get it, and play the friendly insult game back, you're granted citizenship.

If you get offended, and make yourself the victim, you end up in a detention centre and get deported.

NB: the above only applies if you traveled here in something that isn't a marine vessel.
 
I noticed another type.

The Dingo Stacker: Not really interested in stacking but wanders into the forum now and then for a bit of a look around, takes a dump on someone then wanders off after pissing on a few threads to mark his territory.
 
SilverPete said:
I noticed another type.

The Dingo Stacker: Not really interested in stacking but wanders into the forum now and then for a bit of a look around, takes a dump on someone then wanders off after pissing on a few threads to mark his territory.

Isn't that a Wombat Stacker: Eats roots and leaves!
 
willrocks said:
SilverPete said:
I noticed another type.

The Dingo Stacker: Not really interested in stacking but wanders into the forum now and then for a bit of a look around, takes a dump on someone then wanders off after pissing on a few threads to mark his territory.

Isn't that a Wombat Stacker: Eats roots and leaves!
The dingo stacker is probably a bit old and cranky to be doing any rooting.



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SilverPete said:
willrocks said:
SilverPete said:
I noticed another type.

The Dingo Stacker: Not really interested in stacking but wanders into the forum now and then for a bit of a look around, takes a dump on someone then wanders off after pissing on a few threads to mark his territory.

Isn't that a Wombat Stacker: Eats roots and leaves!
The dingo stacker is probably a bit old and cranky to be doing any rooting.
_

I resemble that remark!
 
I think that's the Seagull Stacker.

Flies in, makes a lot of noise, cr@ps on everything and then flies off.
 
That sort of individual is not a stacker at all....but rather a stalker.

So the more appropriate name would be Stacker Stalker . :lol:




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Discover the sharks in the stacking game,cross them off the list of genuine stackers then ask the question. :)
 
Uncle Scrooge stacker:
Stacks as an alternative to a savings account. Always checks spot price and goes for the lowest premium. Not interested in selling on the short term. Will only sell in case of personal emergency or for when SHTF, otherwise will pass on stack to next gen. Stacks mostly bullion, but will buy numismatic now and then if coin is special enough and the price is right. Sometimes even gets plated coins/replicas, just for the art.
 
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