Do you long to get home so you can whip it out and touch it?
Do you ignore family and friends and lock yourself in a room so you can count it out over and over again?
Do you wait until the wife has gone out shopping then lay a rubber sheet on the dining room floor, empty your stash on to the rubber sheet, remove your clothing, cover yourself in bacon fat, then go 'silver snorkelling'?
Just how much do you love your silver?
Do you ignore family and friends and lock yourself in a room so you can count it out over and over again?
Do you wait until the wife has gone out shopping then lay a rubber sheet on the dining room floor, empty your stash on to the rubber sheet, remove your clothing, cover yourself in bacon fat, then go 'silver snorkelling'?
Just how much do you love your silver?