Ok, done, here are a few things I learned along the way:
1) It takes about 5 hours.
2) Don't cut the straps on the monster box, instead flip it over and separate the ends of the strap where they are heat pressed together. You could easily re-seal the box if you were inclined to do so.
3) There is no "mint receipt" in monster boxes post 2012, so don't be alarmed when you do not see one.
4) All coins were dated 2014 as advertised.
5) The heaviest one was 31.4 grams, the lightest one was 31.14 grams.
6) I did not get lucky and find any anomalies such as double-strikes.
7) The 2 AAA batteries on my scale ran out 3/4 of the way through, this seems incredibly inefficient to me.
8) They all passed the magnet test.
9) It's difficult to scratch your nose while wearing white cotton gloves.
10) It's difficult to scratch your dogs nose when wearing white cotton gloves.
11) A rare-earth magnet will actually stick to a granite counter top (who knew?).