I'm not hoping it will tank... I'm trying as hard as I can to make it tank.
Not only have I lowered my own productivity.... wherever I go, I lower the productivty of those about me. I distract people with idle gossip, spread internet viruses and change the height of people's office chairs when they're out.
I wear big noisy bangles that rattle and distract people on the other side of the office. I make my 'sneezes' so over dramtic and loud that they set off fire alarms. I hang around smokers outside so that the nicotine sinks into my clothes and when I'm back inside the office it kicks off all the cravings of the smokers inside making them run outside twice as often for a 'busta'. I also walk around with freshly microwaved bacon sandwiches to distract the fatties.
I hold up human tellers/checkouts with long winded stories that go nowhere and holdup the automatic kind by repeatedly giving the wrong PIN/change or checking my balance.
I purposlely wait at traffic intersections even after the traffic lights have turned green..waiting until those behind beep their horns, and drive slow in the fast lane, yet I weave so close to the next lane that no one dares pass because I'm so close to changing lanes.
I reckon I personally am reducing GDP by 0.5%... if we all contributed we could bring this puppy down by June.