Gold burger

I once read a surrealist novel called Satan Burger (I remember it first titled as Anus Burger, but apparently it was always called Satan Burger so I must have slipped realities again). But anyway, a guy was arrested for giving his copy of AnusSatan Burger to someone and was the lucky recipient of 15 search warrants for his heinous crime:
The novel Satan Burger was brought to the public attention in 2005 when Jared Armstrong of Girdwood, Alaska was incarcerated. The charges, giving/showing indecent material to a minor, were dismissed by the prosecutor four months later. The Alaska Court found that the arrest and approximately 15 search warrants executed by the Anchorage Police Department for dissemination of the novel Satan Burger were illegal.
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I quite enjoyed it. Here's the synopsis (but don't look too closely at the cover if you click on the goodreads link):
Satan Burger
by Carlton Mellick III

God hates you. All of you. He closed the gates of Heaven and wants you to rot on Earth forever. Not only that, he is repossesing your souls and feeding them to a large vagina-like machine called the Walm - an interdimensional doorway that brings His New Children into the world. He loves these new children, but He doesn't love you. They are more interesting than you. They are beautiful, psychotic, magical, sex-crazed, and deadly. They are turning your cities into apocalyptic chaos, and there's nothing you can do about it ...

Featuring: a narrator who sees his body from a third-person perspective, a man whose flesh is dead but his body parts are alive and running amok, an overweight messiah, the personal life of the Grim Reaper, lots of classy sex and violence, and a motley group of squatter punks that team up with the devil to find their place in a world that doesn t want them anymore.

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/29533.Satan_Burger
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Here is the author pondering stuff:

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Well, enjoy that gold burger in the first post.
 
Caput Lupinum said:
Dirty burger -> Gold burger
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If you and House were to ever merge, I imagine the result would be quite similar to Carlton Mellick III.


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