Sorry to break the rhythm of this thread... but after reading many of the 87 pages of this thread, plus other threads on Bitcoin and various websites, I still have no clue how to use Bitcoins or even own any.
Could someone post a simple how-to or tutorial how to buy, sell and own Bitcoins including the software or apps needed for PC, MAC, Android and iOS.
I have known about Bitcoin since the early days and looked at using it as an alternative to Paypal for online transactions, but I ended up putting in the too hard basket. In hindsight I should have persisted since at that time Bitcoins were about $3 from memory.
Unfortunately this Luddite still has not been able to figure out how to use Bitcoins and it seems to become only more and more complicated as the currency matures. So just a simple shove in the right direction would be greatly appreciated.