JOTD

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  1. yuripuka

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    A young Arab boy asks his dad "what are you wearing on your head?"
    The father said: "Why, my son, it is a 'chechia.' In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.”
    "And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy.
    “Oh, my son!” exclaimed the father “It is very simple. This is a 'djbellah.' As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects my entire body."
    The son then asked: "But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?”
    "These are 'babouches' my son,” the father replied. You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches keep us from burning our feet."
    Son asks "what is that black tent mom and sister are wearing ?"
    Father :" It's called a burkha , it helps the hot desert sand from hitting the face and body during a sandstorm" .
    "So tell me then," added the boy.
    "Yes, my son…”
    "Why are we living in Birmingham and still wearing all this shi#t?
     
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    My JOTD was when I was silenced by somebody on the Silver Discussion site with these messages. Insufficient privileges indeed FREE SPEECH???
    DISCUSSION HAS BEEN CLOSED.JPG
     
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    You just need to insert more coins.






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    ^ There's your joke of the day people
     
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    JLG....there's nothing wrong with the truth or the discussion, however it was the thread had gone off topic and closed. Probably should have been a separate thread and let it run it's course.
     
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    It was somewhat off topic, but aspects Qanon is fundamental in understanding the future Gold, and the coming gold standard.
    Although it's a very broad subject and easy to get distracted in rabbit holes that aren't about metals at all.
    I feel the side track explanation of Q was relevant. but mods will mod
    I wouldn't take the closing of the thread as censoring truth.

    I'll add a joke since this is a joke thread.

    Why did Hillary Clinton cross the road?
    Because she was chasing down someone who was going to give evidence against her.
     
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    Hilary went to the doctors and said "Dr I have all these grazes on my knees and elbows"
    He has a look at them closely and asks Hilary "How did you get them?"
    She replies "I was doing it doggy style on the garage floor"
    "Why didn't you lie on your back?" asked the Doctor.
    "No way" Says Hilary "I can't stand the dogs breath!"
     
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    A doctor enters a consultation with a report in his hand.

    “Good news, Mrs Smith!” he says.

    “That's Miss Smith Doctor” she replies.

    “Bad news I'm afraid Miss Smith."
     
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    Hillary Clinton was hustling for votes in rural USA and visited a pig farm. The photographer snapped her in her pink gumboots and yellow raincoat beaming wildly at the camera. Everyone agreed it was a great shot.

    In the campaign office, the staff were discussing how to caption the picture.

    "Your future President Hillary Clinton squeals for Iowa pigs," suggested one.

    "No, it should be, Future POTUS Hillary Clinton loves Iowa pigs," said another.

    No - "Pigs surround Your future President Hillary Clinton in Iowa" said another.

    All the captions are rejected.

    Finally Campaign Manager John Podesta says he'll ask Bill Clinton, a man of the people, what caption will put Hillary in the best light.

    He returns with the decision.

    "Third from left – Hillary Clinton"
     
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