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    A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
    Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of
    meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
    The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
    begged their dad for a clue.
    The dad said, "Well, it's what mummy calls me sometimes."
    The little girl screams to her brother, "Don't eat it!
    It's an ass hole!
     
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    A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”


    The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”


    The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband..”

    The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”


    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.


    The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
     
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    She speaks for herself:
     
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