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Okay, this one is for Alor!
For the rest of us, it's Dutch!
For the rest of us, it's Dutch!
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after that the winner
after that the winner
TIME ZONE PROBLEMS
One of the Russian Ambassadors comes to President Putin and tells him he'd like to resign.
"Why?" Putin asks him.
"Ah, Mr. President, I can't take these time differences. I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I last woke you up at 4 in the morning, but I thought it was only evening. I called Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday. I wished the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Well, these are just minor inconveniences," says Putin. "Do you remember when that Polish plane crashed, killing their president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't yet taken off!"
One of the Russian Ambassadors comes to President Putin and tells him he'd like to resign.
"Why?" Putin asks him.
"Ah, Mr. President, I can't take these time differences. I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I last woke you up at 4 in the morning, but I thought it was only evening. I called Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday. I wished the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Well, these are just minor inconveniences," says Putin. "Do you remember when that Polish plane crashed, killing their president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't yet taken off!"
madaw1
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This is very good joke if it was true--The Polish Government tried to put blame on Putin to gain some political score against opposition(they had good relation with Putin Government at that time)....
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madaw1
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This gay is very satisfied with his job-how can he look in the mirror in the morning?....
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