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the cat keep the vests in pressed condition with body heat, its a Crimean cat at the bridge, the vests he looked after will be worn in Russia at the bridge by bridge workers there
the security vests are at my neighbour hood, the laundry man got good business here, the queue is always long
the yellow vest will be in the UK is most likely on 30 March 2019 , as on video show was from France
the security vests are at my neighbour hood, the laundry man got good business here, the queue is always long
the yellow vest will be in the UK is most likely on 30 March 2019 , as on video show was from France
Be careful who you stand next to at the peanut gallery festival....
*Naughty Norbert*
Little Norbert was kicked out of Maths class by his teacher. Apparently, *"mouthwash"* wasn't the right answer for the question
”what comes after 69?"
In a job interview with an international NGO fighting for equal rights .
Norbert was asked how he views Lesbian relationships ?
He was kicked out. Apparently *In Full HD*
wasn't the right answer
Teacher:- Complete the sentence. "If my cup is only half full.. Little Norbert :- *"Maybe you need a smaller Bra !!*
Teacher:- GET OUT!!!
During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys?
Little Norbert raised his hand and replied, *"That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."*
The teacher, a bit annoyed, responded,
”Then why is it that at maturity guys tend to grow taller than girls?"
Little Norbert countered by saying, *"That's because girls get boobs, and they are heavier than the guys' balls."*
Seems logical to me also.
I don't know why he was thrown out the class again !
Little Norbert was kicked out of Maths class by his teacher. Apparently, *"mouthwash"* wasn't the right answer for the question
”what comes after 69?"
In a job interview with an international NGO fighting for equal rights .
Norbert was asked how he views Lesbian relationships ?
He was kicked out. Apparently *In Full HD*
wasn't the right answer
Teacher:- Complete the sentence. "If my cup is only half full.. Little Norbert :- *"Maybe you need a smaller Bra !!*
Teacher:- GET OUT!!!
During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys?
Little Norbert raised his hand and replied, *"That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."*
The teacher, a bit annoyed, responded,
”Then why is it that at maturity guys tend to grow taller than girls?"
Little Norbert countered by saying, *"That's because girls get boobs, and they are heavier than the guys' balls."*
Seems logical to me also.
I don't know why he was thrown out the class again !
mrsilverservice
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Thanks for providing me with a good laugh,I hope many other forum members read it
SARCASM AT ITS BEST!
A woman took her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these
cravings. She's putting on weight and is sick most mornings.
"The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother
and says, - "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your daughter is
pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be. She has never ever been
with a man! Have you Debbie?"
Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it.
About 5 minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something
wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything
like this happened, a star appeared in the east and 3 wise men came over the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it this time!"
A woman took her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these
cravings. She's putting on weight and is sick most mornings.
"The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother
and says, - "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your daughter is
pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be. She has never ever been
with a man! Have you Debbie?"
Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it.
About 5 minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something
wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything
like this happened, a star appeared in the east and 3 wise men came over the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it this time!"
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