Cunning safe storage devices for silver

[Lurkalot]

I have just over 1,800oz of silver, which I keep sewn in to a secret compartment in a pair of custom made XXXXXL leather security underpants. As an added anti-theft measure, the secret compartment is protected by a four digit digital security code. Should anyone enter the wrong code more than twice then an explosive charge is activated which would render the attacker unconscious.

OK, there are a few teething problems.....

1) I cannot remove my underwear - ever.

2) Chaffing: I use 3 tubs of vaseline per week.

3) It takes me approximately 30 minutes to walk 20 metres.

4) Should the explosive device ever be activated, I would lose my 'undercarriage'.

I'm working on it.

 

[silvstack]

even chafing has a silver lining huh?

 

[ctrl_freak]

even chafing has a silver lining huh?

Where's the upboat button for this post... I can't seem to find it anywhere!

 

[cdnmetalmetalhead]

I just use these guys and leave them lying around the laundry room

Source: my basement

 

[Photonaware]

Nice skid marks - but you should have changed to dollar bills and perhaps used a few.

 

[hiho]

obscure yet lamentable

 

[Guest]

This thread can be summed up in 3 letters.

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[Iluvnumbers]

Lurkalot, you will look really funny then when you get to 5000 oz!

 

[Nedsnotdead]

This remindes me of years ago a road trip through Thailand with some mates.
We stopped off at some dodgy roadhouse for fuel.
One of the blokes had to snap one off... No toilet paper so he improvised with a couple of $100 baht notes out of his wallet!
Classic

 

[gin-kin]

....

3) It takes me approximately 30 minutes to walk 20 metres.

4) Should the explosive device ever be activated, I would lose my 'undercarriage'.

....

5) You will cause an international terrorist scandal/plot/false flag op, should you ever got on a plane with these underpants

:lol:

 

[2ds]

This remindes me of years ago a road trip through Thailand with some mates.
We stopped off at some dodgy roadhouse for fuel.
One of the blokes had to snap one off... No toilet paper so he improvised with a couple of $100 baht notes out of his wallet!
Classic

That's about $3 a piece, pretty expensive toilet paper