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Aaarrrggghh. Dem wos de dais AK. I rememba de pardies an de muzik. An dem sirens on dat ayeland. Dem dais be cumin agin sune metinks. You as kept da faith fo us all AK. Respekt to yoo. An aye oft tinks of de buteiful lady wot was in da crowy ness. .

OK Nikeva and BoliverT, Concerning Julie's post .... what brilliant in-depth and insightful political analysis you two have provided. Now I understand why US politics is in the state it is in. .

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Agreed Biggie, I was in the US recently and folk are paying for stuff with cheques (checks) at the supermarket and restaurants ... WTF. I opened a bank account, and they asked if I wanted a cheque book. I said yes. They sent me SIX books. .

Well done guys, you hijacked a good thread talking crap.

OK ^^^^^^ "in the middle of Saturnalia, a monthlong holiday dedicated to food, drink, and revelry .... " "Christmas was that it was a raucously popular holiday .... " "feasts that often descended into bawdy drunkenness .... " Works for me !! .

Hmmm .... might be out by a factor of one thousand. Depends what you reckon a billion is. The US call it a thousand million.

Pirocco, Chuck is so tough, he doesn't shave ... he hammers his whiskers in, and bites them off on the inside !! More true facts about Chuck here >>> http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts .

Food in a bucket is for weenies. Chuck Norris and me, we eat two week old road kill. .

Aaahrrr Cap'n Cap'n ah canna unerstan dees landlubbers. Fink ah kneads a lanluba dishionry. Day sertnly tork funy. .

Da Rumbo will fix it AK. An ifn it be resistin yous afta dat jus add da lime an da coconut. Dat'll fix it fo shore. Get wel, we needs orl da pirits fytin fit fo de cumin batl. .

Da lights in da crowy nest be owt. Nar AK as ta show us da way wivart da looky loo. Me art be hevy. S

Fair winds our lovely Maggie. .

Use the same all purpose explanation similar to when she finds the new motorbike you had not told her about. " It followed me home !!!" .

The Great Lao-Tsu said - It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence ... .

Appy Noo Year ta ya Aktin Cap'n Errol. Yoo as dun a mitey sterlin job guidin us throo sum dangerus waters in 13. Moor power ta yoo an yoors. An a Appy Noo Year ta orl pyrates everywhere. Moor rumbo says eye.

AK wuz sleepin Orl frough da nite But den ee woak up Wiv a tewible fwite. Da spot prise ad rizn Wile ee wuz snorin away An ee ad not sean it Dat lookout wud pay So strait to da foaksill Ee urried rite up Sayin yous sleepy stackers Best bak up dat twuk. .

Beans shmeans, IR is the one and only. .

Husband takes his wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he's still...