Wife found the silver today. And she ain't happy

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  1. Nabullion Dynamite

    Nabullion Dynamite Active Member

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    Just hide the receipts and tell her you bought it from some uniformed person on Craigslist for $10 an oz...make her think you made an instant $9 profit!
     
  2. scone

    scone Active Member Silver Stacker

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    when she finds your stash the answer should be "What this old thing, had that for ages"

    I am happy to report I have a partner that understands my addiction to metals, she is happy to see me not piss it up against a wall.
    There is worse interests to have than collecting wealth, our women should be happy
     
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    Dellers Member Silver Stacker

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    lol. Dos:Buy her some jewelry, gold or platinum. don't pay retail though lol. Make sure it's pretty and shiny. Load the dishwasher for a few nights and ask her if she'd like you to do some laundry for her. she'll probably let you do want ever you want then. You might even get lucky.

    Don'ts: treat her like she's stupid even if she doesn't 'get' it. Get angry. Keep Hiding.

    If she's not happy, you never will be either.
     
  4. silver addict

    silver addict Active Member Silver Stacker

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    what , you keep your stash in the kitchen

    you need to get another bank acc, a post office box , safety deposit box

    easy
     
  5. Nabullion Dynamite

    Nabullion Dynamite Active Member

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    Sounds about right...bribe her with expensive metal that you purchase for well over melt value so that she will allow you to buy reasonable priced metal to store your wealth for each others futures. If she not happy then you will not be, but if your not happy because she won't let you purchase what you want its all good. Happy wife happy life i guess! Take your two 10oz bars drill a hold in them and let her hang them from her ears, should suffice!
     
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    Wife keeps telling me to stop buying silver but everytime i buy, she buys too! She even wants to own a 100oz one day so we can fondle it. :)
     
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    I guess I have it easier than most of you guys. My women was nagging me to sell my bitcoins when it went from $5 to $30. Look where bitcoin is now, and she's glad I didn't listen.

    I said the same thing will happen with silver, so she wants me to buy more silver :lol:
     
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    ^ It doesn't matter what price silver reaches. The point is to just get the women to be happy about silver purchases by any means necessary. Happy wife means happy life.
     
  9. GF

    GF Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    Tell her to shut the hell up! ..... lol just kidding
     
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    my metals budget is separate from family budget ...
    nobody cares what I do with metal budget ... time to time I am telling where to sell this or that, just in case ...
    time to time showing off nice things I am getting ... the only response is wow ...

    Once my mother in law was visiting us. I have received the coin `royal baby with pearl`and showed it to her. Her reply was to my wife - honney, you should make one really nice necklace of it.
    They are not dumb, they are just thinking differently.
     
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    I've brought in washing a couple of times when it's rained, not sure either occasion translated to getting lucky. Unless of course "why is there a basket full of wet washing sitting on the bed?" is getting lucky.

    Nice list, but you missed the most important one.
    I reckon I could get my better half to drive the getaway car for a number of bank robberies if we discussed the plan over a bottle of Sav Blanc or two.
     
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    alor Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    he didn't know wife is the boss of nsa :lol:
     
  13. Ag bullet

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    x2. They should be stoked to be with someone who is considering the future and not just a slob down at the pub. unaustralian, i know.
     
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  15. Naphthalene Man

    Naphthalene Man Active Member Silver Stacker

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    My wife understands that if I didn't stack, and then sell, then we more than likely wouldn't have had the savings as the deposit for our place now. IMO, don't look at metals as a get rich scheme but as a savings tool that takes a bit longer to transfer to cash. Only you need to hope that metal holds value.
     
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    Get her one of those big 30mm silver bullets. A little cold but she might like it :lol:
     
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    My Partner surprised me one day, by making her first purchase of 4x20oz Perth mint bars!
     
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    raven Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    Mmmmmm....... nice one ! Where did she get those from ?
     
  19. ego2spare

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    yeah silver comes first!! like, who the hell is this woman anyway, really!?
    if its a "its me or the silver" scenario, like a magician she would see a blinding light of shininess then i would be GOOOONE :cool:
     
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    My wife walked in on me while I was on the Perth Mint website

    I switched to porn because it was easier to explain
     

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