I be feared not now as I gotz me a fresh batch of dry powder and while I watch the pretty red and white 'flections in da chart I be thinking I might be usin some powder in the next foo dayz to fire back when the big guns roll out for a full broadsyde - I be thinkin their gunz is shorely gunna melt from overuse! upgraded me dagger for a luverly lil' falconet too! :cool Wid such a stout an sturdy bunch o' krewmates on board I be ready to look into the eyes of the kraken an larf! mmmm limeandkokunut tastes real good, better add a dash extra rum from me luverly silva hipflask tho, tis thirsty werk lernin te chart a coarse! anywon else fwer a topup in da limeankokunut?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31P_hnEEX4c[/youtube] I be reckonin' it be bellyache come tha mornin.... Bring her down, and not gently lads...
Arrgh da seelin be crakin sewn an den we be seein da Good Ship SS' foton kannons awl ablazing ana bringun a firy extinshun ta awl da blytheburgs inna owl paf.... oop's wasun sposed ta mentun dem.... mmm oooansy ways ...wodka fur da limandacocconut anywon? [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu4oy1IRTh8[/youtube]
I'll be up fur a nip of da wodka. Looks like sum wallys gon an put a pyrate flag on de captains charts, shudda seen wat appened wen sum won put deir cup wit Da Handel on it. Let me tell you it went quick off de charts it did. Polly was happy dat day.
Jeh dat Polly dos lik a handle on a cup, a qik scoff of da contents den a qik deposit fo da owner an off it sqaks , tis a evil beast it is. Alas da Capun only got da wun eye wen it cums to da Polly thingy.
hmmm wodkalimerumankokunut - yes please like a dash o rum with that? an I be thinkin if polly be happy there be more wodkalimerumankokunut rashins? I lernt how too make a few interestin concoctivations with mcmilkshakes mcnuggets an barbecoo sorce earlier today - prolly be better if ya add rumwodkalimeanklokonut tho!
Da good Ship SS be an awl ya can andle setup, long as da krew stok da bar an kook der be a plenty ta go round, ya canni imagin wot maks it inta me skillet nowan den. Da les sayd bout da alf featherd ting da best me tinks, tis evan ave it's own gurdodile now. MMM but nugguts an barbecoo sorce....nuw deres a tought.
got me rumlimeandacoconut in and and am all earz I am - be tinkin da kap'n nose a lot more den dis new and wull eva ope ta no gotz meself a cumparse but it be pointin all over der place! Be tinkin I shuld go back ter lookin ter da starz fer derekshun! I az anudder qweshtin - ow long does der lime and da kokunut last - I bin cort out wit bad kokonutz befour an am wurried if I shuld av too many limez on tha shelf er not? da rum it never goez orf - canna say relly az itz alwayz gorn afor the yousbuy dayt!
tanks otell, you bean an oarsome elp to dis noo and! I be surfin da interwebz and am lernin ow to schmelt - luvs to serf I doo, neva nose ware yool end up - started serfin da interwebz wen it wos ferst bilt and sed to orl hoo wuld lissen (and plenty hoo wuld not) that yoo cood lern anyfing from da interwebz wun day - now it be troo! fink I be dooin a raid on the local scrap eep termorow iffin I can tare meself from me poota - needz to get sum data lowance on me androyd foan soz I kin keep an I on da preshus while I be der tho!
Arrggh be a entrustin dai tamurrow twil be da euro be gettin skidmarks agin. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4[/youtube]
It awl be causa da load e bin carryin 46 , I rekon da good Dr karlov be settin es krikity bak ta rights dat an a good mashage from Miss bitbemissin wid summa sweet Maggies wodka an e be rite ays rayne. Sum big swells out tanite eh.
I 'ope yer back be sorted soon Cap'n - I nose what it kin be loik wen the rumeytiz playz up! I bin avin an awfool lot of fun lernin I as! Readin dis an dat ere an dere... Me ole ma woold be rite proud! as a new 'and I ope I not be out o line in sayin I tink dere's a big set comin in soon - I alluz yoosed ter wait for the biggun out the back wen I wernt too lazy to paddle out - time to get fit (in the noggin) I be thinkin - I bin catchin the medyum waves an wants ter get on a biggun next time! I did get a little antzy dis mornin as I avent added any preshus to me booty since yesterdy so I grabbed a small andfull of that platypuss ... er platynumb... wha'ever ya corl it dis afternoon ... was jist too temptin fer me and makes me feels better about avin a different preshus as I luvs em all I think! Tank to you Cap'n an all the crew ere on the good ship SS, I be right glad to be on board! Dash o' Rum anyone?
Dar dat dat, dat dat dat, HEY! Oise can see de wumba line now, all wonky and tumbeling, with arms flailin and legs kik'n 'n rumbo, wodka and limenacocanut jus splash'n allova da place. "n sure enouff, in de mornin someone will have to scrubb de dek! :lol: Soun's like a gud nite, Bottoms up!
Dis be de ole aktung kaptun spekin! Times dey be a changin on de SS...Nour we hav de blak wull sheep as de nu cru membur. Welkum abored BS! I thunk i seea se larst of de berg 39. I sea a stoooorm bruin frum de S. De wall st tumbel doooown ta nite, i thunk. Regards Errol43
ware be da Cap'n an da scagly byrd ting ? I aint seun em bof syns da shwish mussed dere dowla up ? Tis gunna be sum beeg seas dis week an da krew be needin sum fancy talk ta keep ta ot eads kooled lest dey jump an self clean. Kapun Errol I bin git ye sum speshul erb dat mit elp ye wid da krikity bak frum me granny , ya put de herb in da pip an ye lit it all up, ya put da erb in da pip an ya breed it all up, den ya ave a Wodka... Da granny do's rekon ya jus keep repeetin till da payn do's pass. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI2K8d-52rE[/youtube]
Anywun else like that ole show Basel Brush? Me liked it an still do! Boom Boom! [edit by Blacksheep - me were deeplinking an image - oops!] p.s. Kim Wild is hot Rowr!!!
