Discussion in 'General Precious Metals Discussion' started by DanielM, Apr 30, 2013.
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Friday night?
Tell them a joke on Monday.
What is Irish and stays out all night?
When receiving payment in gold coins, pirates used to verify their purity by biting into them
In other word, criminals only accepting payment in bit coins goes long way back
Gold and Silver walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "Ey you, get outta here!"
So Gold (Au) left.
Last year a guy took his Blonde girl friend to the Superbowl
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
Dad, that coin looks exactly like mine
Ohhh, it's a coincidence honey
DIY Money Saving Tip
Turn an ordinary, old sofa into a sofa bed, by just forgetting your wedding anniversary.
Want to double your money instantly without any sort of investment plans?
Cool, me too. Just place it in front of the mirror.
I am not the only one enjoying a drink.
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