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    An old one, but still made me laugh ...



    An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?"

    The old farmer said, "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Wherever I go, Chuckie goes."

    "I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl, "We can't allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet chicken."

    The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth,
    bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Marilyn and Midge.

    The movie started and the chicken began to squirm. The old farmer un-zipped his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the movie.

    "Midge," whispered Marilyn.

    "What?" said Midge.

    "I think the guy next to me is a pervert."

    "What makes you think so?" asked Midge.

    "He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Marilyn.

    "Well, don't worry about it," said Midge, "At our age it isn't anything we haven't seen before."

    "Yes," said Marilyn, "But this one's eating my popcorn!"
     
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    Spoiler Alert!!!
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    I heard he had all his war medals withdrawn because he was high on the list of Epstien island visits.

    Was he in WW2 or what? Stormed the beaches at Normandy? Hahaha
     
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    "Tapering"
     
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    If the Govt lose this weekend in the Federal court.

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    And if the Govt win today.....

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