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  1. JulieW

    JulieW Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    Source: Scots will know how true this is.
     
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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnICFjDn97o[/youtube]

    Laugh. Out. Loud.
     
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    JulieW Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    and the famous one:

    Who's on First?

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    House Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    Would have made "training" for C2S more interesting if I had of thought of something as childishly amusing as this;

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    LOL :lol:
     
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    It's the month of August.
    A resort town sits next to the shores of a lake.
    It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted.
    It is tough times. Everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.


    Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

    The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

    The Butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser.

    The pig raiser takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

    The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

    The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there

    The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

    At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

    No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.
     
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    You can probably see this coming:

    A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
    "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
    "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.."
    "Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
    The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
    The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."
    "What about that eye patch?"
    "Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye."
    "You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit."

    "It was my first day with the hook."
     
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    I think this is the problem
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    No, parents can't read English, so any English that kids learn in school gets washed way. This also explains why Asia's largest export is the washing machine.

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    No major injuries were sustained in the accident so don't feel too bad posting this :D

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    Source: truer than you think
     
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