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    one silver bug got a mishap
    here is the picture
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    You don't need the police to deal with Antifa....just send in some angry black mum's to sort them out.

     
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    Bwaaaaaaa hhhhhhhaa hhhhhhaaaaaa! Finally some real parenting!
     
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    Money is very funny
    How interesting .... I never thought Money has different names!!!
    In temple or church, it's called donation.
    In school, it's fee.
    In marriage, it's called dowry.
    In divorce, alimony.
    When you owe someone, it's debt.
    When you pay the government, it's tax.
    In court, it's fines.
    Civil servant retirees, it's pension.
    Employer to workers, it's salary.
    Master to subordinates, it's wages.
    To children, it's allowance.
    When you borrow from bank, it's loan.
    When you offer after a good service. it's tips.
    To kidnappers, it's ransom.
    Illegally received in the name of service, it's bribe.
    The question is, "when a husband gives to his wife, what do we call it???

    ANSWER: Money given to your wife is called DUTY, and every man has to do his duty because wives are not DUTY FREE..
     
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    Husbands & Wives
    Special Package for Businessmen
    An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.
    Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free.
    After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives, asking how was the trip.
    All of them gave the same reply..."What trip?"
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    New SIM to Surprise Her Husband

    Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.
    She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:
    "Hello Darling."
    The husband responds in a low tone:
    "Let me call you back later Honey, my wife is in the kitchen.
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    Cool Message by a Wife

    Dear Mother-in-law,
    "Don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"
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    Throwing Knives at Wife's Picture

    Husband was throwing knives at his wife’s picture.
    All the knives were missing the target!
    Suddenly he received a call from her "Hi, what are you
    doing?"
    His honest reply, "MISSING YOU."
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    Habit of Talking in Sleep

    A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep!
    What should I give him to cure it?
    Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.
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    Natural Disasters Just Happen

    Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt,
    tsunamis to devastate,
    hurricanes to swirl around and no one teaches a man how to choose a wife. Natural disasters just happen.
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    Your Husband Needs Rest

    Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
    Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you !
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