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    Subject: History Of The Condom

    I've always been a student of history
    but I didn't know this.

    In 1272, the Arabic Muslims invented
    the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

    In 1873, the British refined the idea
    by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
     
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    George goes to the doctor after getting some very bad news about his condition.
    Doctor: "Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live."
    George: "Doctor, what on Earth are you saying?”, clearly shocked.
    “What can I do to live at least a little longer? I don't have any family but I really want to finish all the tv shows I'm watching."
    Doctor: "Well, do you eat greasy and fried food?"
    George: "Yes."
    Doctor: "Stop doing that."
    George: "If I'll live longer, sure!"
    Doctor: "Do you drink sodas and eat fast food?"
    George: "Yes."
    Doctor: "Stop doing that."
    George: "If it allows me to live longer, sure."
    Doctor: "Do you stay up late?"
    George: "Most nights."
    Doctor: "Stop doing that."
    George: "Alright, done."
    Doctor: "Do you have sex often?"
    George: "Yes. A lot."
    Doctor: "Stop doing that."
    George: "Well, I guess, if it means living longer."
    Doctor: "Do you smoke?"
    George: "Yes."
    Doctor: "Stop doing that."
    George: "If it allows me to live longer, I will."
    Doctor: "Do you drink?"
    George: "Yes..."
    Doctor: "Stop doing that."
    George: "OK Doctor, but you didn’t tell me, if I do all the things you told me to do, how much longer will I live?"
    Doctor: "You'll still only live a week… but it will seem like a decade."
     
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    A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts up a sign outside. It reads: 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
    An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
    Lawyer: 'I have lost my sense of taste.'
    Doctor:
    Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.'
    Lawyer: 'Ugh, this is kerosene!'
    Doctor: 'Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.'
    The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
    Lawyer: 'I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything
    Doctor:
    Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.'
    Lawyer (annoyed): 'This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.'
    Doctor:
    Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.'
    The fuming lawyer pays him and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
    Lawyer: 'My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all.'
    Doctor: 'Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100.'
    Lawyer (staring at the note): 'But this is $20, not $100!!'
    Doctor: 'Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20.'
     
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    What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

    Attire.
     
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