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  1. Stoic Phoenix

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    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

    The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

    The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
     
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    A drunk staggers to his front door, vomit all down the front of his shirt as he struggles to get his keys into the lock his wife answers the door. "Where have you been? What happened to your shirt?"

    He tries to put on a sober voice and says, "Relaaax honey, some drunk guy puked on me and gave me five bucks to have my shirt cleaned."

    The drunk's wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "There's $10 in here!"

    "Oh yeah, he shat in my pants, too."
     
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    Clawhammer Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    What's the difference between an egg and a beetroot?
    You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a root!
     
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    here is how you flip a silver panda

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    A garbage collector is driving along a Sydney street picking up the wheelie
    bins and emptying them into his rubbish truck.
    He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out.
    In the spirit of kindness and after having a quick look about for the bin,
    he gets out of his truck, goes to the front door and knocks.
    There's no answer.
    Being a conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.
    Eventually, a Japanese man comes to the door.

    "Harro!" says the Japanese man.

    "G'day mate, where's ya' bin?" asks the collector.
    "I bin on toilet," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.
    Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries
    again.
    "No mate, where's ya' dust bin?"
    "I dust been to toilet, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man, still
    perplexed.
    "Listen," says the garbage collector. "You're misunderstanding me. I mean,
    where's ya' wheelie bin?'"
    "OK, OK. " replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in
    the collector's ear.
    "I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista!!!"
     
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    alor Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    what does this look like?

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU7CKFd-HXE[/youtube]
     
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    Jislizard Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    Looks like a new age hippy rubbish artefact.


    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omdTfrZaLI4[/youtube]
     
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    Shock Horror. Something might have happened but it didn't. Read all about it.

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    Source: Daily Mail
     
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    Pasta maker!

    Mmmm, pasta, garlic and Parsley! :D
     
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    An ancient double ended butt plug? :eek:
     
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    here there everywhere
    :rolleyes:
    It's an ancient 'conversion" stick :eek:
    You got beaten over the head with it :eek:
    Until you converted :lol:
     
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    100 Ways to Attack the Groin

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyXhysmMNhE[/youtube]
     
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    Don't show this to girls!:p
     
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