Damn, you beat me to it. Was about to say, I'm unemployed, living at home with $60 in the account and a 1oz kookaburra. Woo hoo! I made it to the big time!
All of which are well ahead of >95% of the rest of the world , Methinks the OP was taken out of context. He/She was after all offering to take ones coat and offering cigars, hardly the behavior of an obnoxious toff.
SC has it right folks. Most folks here, I'd say, stack what they can afford to stack. Whether that's 10oz, 100oz, or 10,000oz makes no difference, and there's no point comparing the size of the stack, because not all of the folks here will have their wealth coming to them in fiat which can be converted to PM's. The one thing we all have in common is a clue of what is going on in the world today, an awareness of PM's and what they can provide for us and our families in the times to come, and an underlying desire to meet new folks to the "game", and help them in their knowledge. All of that said, those that are as aware as we are number less than 1% of the population, I'd warrant. So, whether you have 1oz or 10,000oz, consider yourself lucky, and fortunate. You just may be the sanest person on your street when the SHTF.
boating accidents are everywhere ... http://www.youtube.com/user/BrotherJohnF#p/c/29AA60A5C1C9E96A/2/en5wD7Gw3nU
You should add to this ... " and at least 1,000 ounces " otherwise those on state benefits can join the club with a few coins.