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    Clawhammer sent me this message and photo, very sharp he is.

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    “She seem surprised when I walked into the shop. Like she wasn’t expecting me or something...

    I ask her for a hand job anyway.”
     
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    should have asked for next weeks lotto numbers
     
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    I cut off an old gypsy woman in traffic who cursed me with the evil eye and to never be able to perform a 'hook-turn'.

    Alas the curse remains.
     
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    Englishman and a Frenchman get chatting in bar.

    Englishman says 'we're playing Croatia tonight'.

    Frenchman responds 'that's a coincidence, we're playing them on Sunday
     
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    they wanted a referendum ... just like one in Crimea, which lead to Russia being sanctions by US and EU etc

    China is being asked to contribute to the tariff fund :) by the US for being a friend to the former colony of USA
     
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    A priest and a rabbi arrived at the Pearly Gates. St Peter said: "Can I help you, gentlemen?"

    "I hope so," said the priest. Father Feherty and Rabbi Michaels,

    we've just died and we would like to be welcomed into Heaven."

    St Peter studied his clipboard for their names. "I'm afraid not," he said.

    "You're not on my entry list." "But we must be," they chorused.

    "We're pillars of our respective faiths." St Peter scratched his head.

    "I'll tell you what I'll do:

    I'll send you down to Hell for the time being and if Satan is happy to transfer you up here,

    I'll accept you into Heaven." So St Peter sent them on their way,

    chuckling to himself because he knew full well that Satan never lets anyone go to Heaven. But fifteen minutes later, the priest reappeared at the Pearly Gates. "I don't believe it!" said St Peter. "Satan let you come back?"

    "Yes," said the priest. "He was in a good mood and said that for twenty bucks each we could escape from Hell and enjoy an eternal afterlife in Heaven."

    "So where is the rabbi?" inquired St Peter. "I don't know," said the priest.

    "But when I left he had Satan down to $18.50."
     
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    Boss :
    Muthuswamy , how do you do it every single day? For 30 years u hv been bringing me coffee filled to the brim every morning without spilling it?

    Muthu: Sir, before I climb up the stairs I take a big sip. as i get upstairs, I put it back

    Muthu's Farewell Party is tomorrow..
     
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