I think the new scientific theory is that there wasn't just one Big Bang. Another theory (still a theory, not proven fact, as it was even explained "unless a better theory comes along" how can a "better theory" replace fact? "Evidence indicating" doesn't mean 100% for sure, because then I would have been found guilty for that dead hooker they found in my car but they couldn't prove it despite the evidence so it never happened) is that the universe expands and then collapses in on itself, only to explode (Big Bang) and start the process over again, infinitely. Humans have a hard time wrapping their minds around anything infinite, because logically we think everything should have one beginning and one end, but I personally believe the universe is infinite. In that sense the Big Bang is probably true, only it should be called the Big Bangs. Note: not to be confused with the popular porno film of the same title, produced and directed by me. Also note that I'm not using the word 'popular' in the same sense that you use it, but I had a couple of coworkers tell me it was worth a wank once so popular is a loose term, just like theory apparently.
And before anybody freaks out and bans the new guy, I know my sense of humor can be a bit touchy. So no I didn't really kill a hooker, I just produced and directed a porno about it.
(Can't figure out something as simple as editing my post) I just want to make something clear so nobody here thinks poorly of me, regarding the dead hooker porno thing, I couldn't help the fact that she actually died in the making of the movie (try telling that to the authorities lol) but it worked out best for everyone because I was then allowed to say that it was based on a true story, and as we all know that helps heaps with sells. In fact, that film was TWICE as popular as my Big Bangs film! Btw, if anyone wants to trade silver for my high class/quality family fun porno films, the going rate is one oz of silver per movie, except for the hooker one of course, titled If She's Still Warm Then Who Cares Part Two. That one is worth it's weight in gold, and it's incidentally a very heavy DVD...because I made it out of gold. I realize this may cancel out any profits made from the film but I really just wanna scratch my humanitarian itch and get this one out to the world. Sorry for rambling. Just wanted to clear my name.
Mate, when you're talking about "family fun porno films", you're just making it worse. BTW, you're not related to Meatotomy666, are you? :/
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-09-11/youre-more-likely-be-shot-police-officer-terrorist make sure it is a police who is just sayin :lol:
My God, all this talk about scientific theories of the origins of the universe and Poe's Law, and not one mention of the earth being only 6,000 years old or that the "theory of evolution" is really a scam made up by atheistic satan-worshipers!!!! So I'll put it out there, "if all the gold on earth came from asteroids, then why do we still have asteroids??" Check mate, anti-asteroidists!!
So we get more earth on the Earth. And aliens. http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mind-blown-13.jpg
Just wait till people find out about the planet-sized diamonds that have been discovered in space. A shit-storm will be a-brewing.... there will be accusations of a global conspiracy of wealthy astronomers making these things up to get grant money while the diamond-planet skeptics (with a degree in life rather than that stupid science stuff that is really just a religion anyway) will police the internet to make sure everyone understands how idiotic it is to believe astronomers rather than trust reputable sources like De Beers. Twinkling in the sky is a diamond star of 10 billion trillion trillion carats, astronomers have discovered. The cosmic diamond is a chunk of crystallised carbon, 4,000 km across, some 50 light-years from the Earth in the constellation Centaurus. It's the compressed heart of an old star that was once bright like our Sun but has since faded and shrunk. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3492919.stm
The alcohol in my bloodstream yesterday told me all the Aussies on here would be rolling after those comments. Btw, how do I delete and/or edit posts?! Haha no but seriously...this should go without saying but all that was satire.
