Markets waiting for something to sink their teeth into. May come today with Portugal again in the forefront of European news. In case you were wondering, this slowdown is not unique to us. I get daily calls from dealers offering us "deals" and all of my trading buddies are sending me e-mails that have allowed me to compile source material for an adult stand up comedy act. Take this time to catch up, learn and be ready. Markets do not sit by nature. They will break and you will miss the calm.