Not cook the ugly bird thingy? Eye, so dats wat the fedderless creature all cuvard in de limenacocanut jus was? Last I saw of im waz Belo deak while I was stowed away. Sure hope e didn get too ruffeled by the waves. I'll head below dek and see if he ok, and get meself and me arties some wodka wile I'm at it, who's up for a round on the bird thingy? [imgz=http://forums.silverstackers.com/uploads/87_cute-parrot03.jpg][/imgz]
CALLING, KAPTUN43, HOTEL 46, SOUTHERN X AND ALL DA CRU, IT TIZ DA BESSTUZ NUWS OUR GOOD CAPTAIN TURK IS ABOUT TO BE RELEASED FRUM DOZ DOGS OWF DA SEA AND RETURN TO US AND DA GOOD SHIP SS, I TIZ SOO EXZITED I BIN HEPPI AZ CANBEE, WEE GUNNA HAV AR PARDIE, HOOREE, HOORIE HIZ SOO IMPRESSED WID KAPTUN43, HEE BEE GITTING AR PRUMOTIN CLEAN POLLY UP HIZ MIZZED HER SOO MUCH
aye, aye tit bee ar blezzin, ar polly gunna bee soo happi. bin lookin fur da maps ann gittin da charts ta gedda fur hiz return. i gunna goo pfishin ann git sum barra fur da pardie ann sum rum ann kokonuts fur dem limmisukers da cru lik, gunna git mee sum vodka, oooh tiz grand hotel 46
Eye i, got polly outa da limenacocanut jus, and cleaned er up a bit, Dr karlov mus be a majician as well, e gave er a paket a skittles and shes right as rain. it seams shes gota holda a shiny bita bling as well, and dem gold and silver bracelets. lucky bird. [imgz=http://forums.silverstackers.com/uploads/87_da-kaptins-bird.jpg][/imgz]
omg I keep trying but every time I read this thread, my head hurts after a couple of posts...... This pirate talk does my head in. Glad you all are having fun with it though.
De Captain Turk.. We be a waiten fur yer retourn.We hava partee..De 46 and de Sc, dey be gud dj"s,,,We skrub de decks frum de kros nest to de silva keel... De ss cru we battel orn and setsde korse du N...We blass de burgs all de wae frum 35 ta 45, bak agin to 41. Nu membur of de cru Azure, he mae hav dun a mirikle with de polly... Maggie, she be soooo happppppy to see de der captain, she be up de kros nest for 300 moons. Get de Kkonut juse and de rumbo out,, dis be de month of de return of the Turk, vLet de drinken begin. Aktung Kaptun Errol 43
Eye i, if ya say it is so. Rumor has it ere dat he can sea through the dead of night, n 'as the sea winds at the command of his brow. Got us some ice left ova from iceberg 40, tu use in ya mugs! Bottoms up, Aktung Kaptun.
I agree Lovey...makes me feel like I used to feel after having to read an essay or something in French for homework. Can I be a Scottish pirate if ever I post anything on here please? Ah cannae wait te see wit silver's gonnae dae th morn when they start footerin' aboot on they stock exchanges.
Reading your posts when your quoting a Scott makes me PMSL. My great uncle was a Scott and as a kid I recon I understood about every 5th word for years lol
Aye Lassie...ye canne .... your grannie when she shaven...Ye haveto post de drunken scotsman song on dis thread if ye be a fine lassie! Regards Errol 43
AVAST!!! Get ready for a storm men!! There's trouble ahead! (But first, let's have a spot of Lime and Coconut..)
oooh ouw Captain Turk haz awirred, ooh wee hav mizzed ouw Captain. i git da cartz an da map an i tell polly
AYE,AYE Captain Turk, Kaptun errlo43, shud bee dar onery Mazter Kaptun, wee cud knot carrie onn widowt him. hiz bin carrin da wload hee haz ooh hiz gunna bee twilled yer bac. hee knedds ar nip an nap hee doz ann hotel 46 haz bin da bac bowne owf da cruw, burt ya nuw dint ya, ya nuw pollys down on hiz sholda, pekin ann prennin awl ova da Captain Turk. Watch yar selves men, polly owf ya trix orw da Captain gunna mak ya walk da plank $43.36
Oi be tinkin we moigh 'ave ter shoot der Polly and 'ave soomat more'n limeankokonut... dar be a big storm coomin dis way. Where be Maggie wid de wodka? De cru is gonna need soom mawr cheery news ternight me be tinkin! $42.84
Thank you Maggie. I believe you are quite correct about Kaptun Errol43. Indeed I have significant plans for his advancement for he has led you well and ably in my absence But more of that later. Tis a grand pleasure to be standing on the gleaming decks on the graceful SS Silver Stackers once again after my recent kidnapping. Hotel 46 could an you please navigate us around to the leeward side of the approaching coast and drop the golden anchor. A large ship carrying some Venezuelans sailed past us last night - and I don't want them to realize that our anchor was made primarily constructed from the gold loaned from their Central Bank I may have been followed on my way back, so I will go below and activate the invisibility cloak and prepare my evening report. There is much to say about my recent disappearance and time is short. Together we may have scored a significant victory against the enemy but the next week will be a deciding time. Our time together may be short - but for now there is much to do. Come Polly! Let's activate those invisibility shields and refill our glasses. And PLEASE stop nibbling on my ear Polly. Only Mrs Turk is allowed to do that USD : $ 42.78
