Now if ya just had a stack in da sack ya coulda bathed in da Bundy wid not a worry in da world . Come on BigBen ye know ye want to stackem high like da rest of us [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPn0KFlbqX8[/youtube]
ARRghh Madonna not be that auld really, well not certain bit's anyways... most of her be but only a decade or so auld, Da best part of her be da music tho. Tha Good Captain be a missin 46 & Errol , Maggie have ya seen da Captain Turk at all ? Has anyone seen im ? Da godless soul of dat bird bin back but I ave not seen me Captain for day's now ? I been a worryin now about im now, Da last I eard he was yellin dubbleya an not a word since. Da ship be on auto pilot , da dirty mouthed Polly be back along wid da good Dr but I seen hide nor hair of da good Cap'n about. Ive a feelin dat no good dirty IMF cheerleader has im in her grasp. Tis no coincidence the leader of da IMF has troubles an at tha same time our good Captain disappears. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nDeivO0GgI[/youtube]
ARRRGHH wot be goin on ere ? Da Cap'n be missun da first M8 be on Rec leave ???? Polly be back on board an me good m8 46 be missun an da good lady Maggie be nowhere to be seen ??? Ya all know da Polly be unsufferable wen he win da Saturday Night Limbo contest ? , He want all da lime an da Kokonut to imself. An da IMF Cheer Leaders are more dan I can handle by meself all at once, sure enough tree at a time but all at once is an unfair call,Were ye be 46 at me time of need? [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DocbEipsq4[/youtube]
Arrgghhh , If ya be in da know spill ya beans, for we be in da dark, if such a thing be so then we need a vote, Who should take care of tha bald an squawkin Polly reborn of da Dr's knowhow? An who be ye tellin us so ?
Men and women of the SS we need volunteers to man the lifeboat and search for our Kaptain. Has anyone seen our silver of late he may have done a runner and our ships mascot has been cobspikuous through it's lack of squalking. Maybe ge has rowed off with Maggie and I havenee ween the good docur of late. It may be a gost ship.. ... I must have drunken some cheap koconut rum. I seem to be ravien..... I must have faith in the Kaptun . He did tell us to hush up, maybe we have borers in ze planks. They may have gotten into his fine woodun leg and made him iobile. Oh I havte to have nod. Be orft now. 14th Mate Errol43
Yer have no faith, da good Captain bin busy plotting da way. Time enough to head north an be on da way $34.80
Funny, but da Cap'n went missing da same time dat little Miss Cheerleader went missin as well ? Has anyone checked da penthouse suites ? Last time I saw him he was mumblin somtin about Hong Kong. Are all da tenders still aboard ? Source: Maybe he took a slow boat to dere.
Oh~ I come back on deck patrol and immediately ther be a big jump in US35 an Au33.40. Dinee be afrad me lads we be bck on track for a gud weak of absailin. I think we may have to list the Kaptun as man overboard presumed missing. We may to install a 2Ic Captun to cover him; Has nay anywun see his parret molly? 14 th mate Errol43 Deck duty offiser
Aye! I betalken to me self agin..Looks like we be havin the remanints of berg 35 on ze port bow. Nay a sole on dutee. It mus be a lul fefur the storm. Ah Ha my hearties I see that we are abuv $35 agin.. Still havne seen the Kaptun . Will repurt back in 1 hr after deck partrol Hooray and up s he rises early in the morning. 14th Mate Errol of SS deck patrol
Turty Fife siksty Fife and on da rise, Da Cap'n wuld lurve it. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh44QPT1mPE[/youtube]
