I think I might have bought a fake From a dealer!

I bought this from a dealer so I thought I'd be safe, but I'm starting to think it was too good to be true. Can anybody advise please?

 

Also they gave me suggestions on 'maintenance', I've been keeping all of my other bullion off site in a safe, should I be checking on them too? Thanks in advance.

 

Its real. Just keep watering it and it will grow. Nice investment.

 

You'll have to wait to see if it fruits.
When it ripens should be a nice golden colour.

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/10/22/world/gold-growing-on-trees/

 

I read an article about how the chemicals in urine are good for plants. They called it 'the golden fertiliser'. Maybe it would have a special application here.

 

Oh look, paper gold.

 

can i have a few cuttings pls lol

 

'Golden Rain' would be an excellent brand name if someone wanted to bottle and market it. Presumably the customer base would be that section of the population unable to apply the product direct from source by hose.

 

Have you considered leasing some of the cuttings? I can offer $8.88 for 8 days lease.

 

We run a landscaping company, you can pay physical or fiat and i personally attend to maintain. I will be careful on that stuff. should i issue any invoice?

 

Or "Golden Shower"
.. not sure if I can find the best picture to post on this thread.