Greek Bailout Package

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  1. Diggsy

    Diggsy Member Silver Stacker

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    Hey Guys thought this may lighten up your day :D :lol:



    It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted.

    Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

    On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a 100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

    The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the 100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

    The butcher takes the 100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.

    The pig farmer takes the 100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

    The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the 100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.

    The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit.

    The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the 100 note.

    The hotel proprietor then places the 100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.

    At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the 100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves
    town.

    No one produced anything.

    No one earned anything.

    However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.

    And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how the bailout package works!
     
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    silverstar1 New Member

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    Hey thanks thats a good one..
     
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    Thats hilarious :D
     
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    Except no one was in negative equity so no analogy can be drawn.
     
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    The hotel manager should have been upstairs talking up his hotel room
     
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    The only flaw being that the hotel manager is now out of pocket $100 either way you look at it. $100 out of pocket if the tourist leaves and $100 out of pocket even if the tourist takes the room. All debts were paid off however the hotel manager had to put his money back on the bar to cover the tourist's deposit.
     
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    excelent analogy, hope you dont mind if I use it when explaining to others
     
  8. Prior

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    Now come into reality and add lets say 5% interest on that debt per person, you find that it does not pay out the debt.
     
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    +1

    i was thinking about the interest too
     
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    Clawhammer Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    from zero hedge... how they think it would really end;

    This above analogy is about a liquidity problem. In which the debt can be repaid, if only there were Euro's around to circulate. Nothing new has to be created It also works only as long as a rich traveller keeps coming into town everyday. The European problem is a debt problem.... someone needs to generate new wealth.
     

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