Just realized it's my SS cakeday A full year on this magnificent website that has opened my eyes to the incessant follies of profligate governments, helped meet some great people and encouraged a possibly unhealthy addiction to lumps of metal :lol: Anywho, thought I'd do a giveaway to mark the occassion so I have 8x 1966 Round 50's for the the first 8 people who buzz with their best joke. Try keep it relatively clean! Conditions; - Only posts of an uneven number will receive a coin - One buzz per person - Members who won a Round 50 on my last giveaway may not buzz - Coins will be sent via normal mail. I won't be held responsible if it doesn't arrive - Only members who have PO Boxes are eligible to enter. If you don't have one, let this be a lesson and get one! - International members may enter - Post #25 also gets a Round 50cent - If you don't PM your PO Box address within 2 hours, the next buzz will receive the coin. I won't be chasing it up.
Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas? A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.
Buzz. Hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He lay awake at night wondering about dog. And thanks ad happy 1st year on SS
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Buzz ...Why do girls wear makeup & perfume ......because theyre ugly & they smell .. donate my coin to the lamest joke of the lot tnx
Buzz. A miner got the sack - although his mates dug him, his boss thought he was the pits. And Happy Birthday
backup buzz why was the bee standing in the middle of the road with its legs crossed? it was looking for the beepee station.
Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Sydney and make their way up to the bar. The patrons and the barman couldn't help but to look, but with all the confidence in the world, the one on the right looks at the barman and says, "G'day! I'm John, and this is Jim! We're joined at the hip! Two beers, thanks!" Since the ice was broken, the barman says, "So, what have you been up to? You seem pretty happy!" "Going on holidays next week!" said John, "To the good old US of A! We go there every year, just touring around, going from one side of the country to the other!" "Gee you must like it there!" replied the barman. "Nup, can't stand the joint!" said John. He continued, "Bloody obnoxious people, the beer tastes like crap, and it's such a povvo place nowadays too!" The barman is curious now. "So why go?" he asks. "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive!" says John.
