But, you are extremists. Return to Gold Standard is unwise. Barter FTW. Recharge your mobile phone credit with a cow.
I can just see it now... You front up to the airport. Anything to declare? Nope. What's this then? (holds up gold bar) Gold? *7 security guards crash tackle you whilst you scream 'DON'T TAZE ME BRO!'* They are right though regarding gold being a 'national security threat' - but not in the context that you might believe. It's a threat to the financial establishment, but not to your health. In fact, it's the CURRENT financial system that presents the clear and present danger to the public. Gold protects them and the thieving mongrels KNOW IT : Ironic, isn't it?
Classic !!! It worked out alright for Jack swapping his cow for beans .. Yeh!! Then he stole the nice Giants Gold.