Choice of Currency - Hypothetical

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  1. hiho

    hiho Active Member Silver Stacker

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    You are an international sex god and bed humans worldwide. You are paid electronically into your multicurrency account by all of your clients. PM's are not a payment method.

    What is your currency of choice top 5 and eloborate a little as to why?

    Go for it Adonis :D
     
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  2. spannermonkey

    spannermonkey Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    If it was me :lol:
    There would never be ANY cash in my account :p
    1kg gold bars would be my " currency "
    But depends what country I would be in , I'd have to turn it into local currency
    I'd hoard physical Chinese & Mongolian currency

    Maybe my own bank in the Ukraine
    ONLY dealing in gold ;)
     
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  3. honey stacker

    honey stacker New Member Silver Stacker

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    Thats my job, I accept American Express, all fiat currencies, carwash tokens, shells and rice. If people can't pay I accept their firstborn (which is often mine as I'm fertile too) and if they reneg on the deal they have three days to find my true name, which I'm prone to boasting over a solitary campfire.
     
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  4. Shaddam IV

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    Australian Legal Tender at face value from the Perth Mint.
     
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    I would accept XAG, XAU, XPT or perhaps even the XPD.
     
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    I'd go half this and half cash - probably 75% Aussie dollars and 25% US dollars. Whilst the system is the way it is, fiat is still the most liquid and easiest to trade money.
     
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  8. mmm....shiney!

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    How did you find out? :cool:

    My choices: (by the way, this is extremely poorly researched, but it won't prevent me from banging on that I know everything anyway)

    1.The Looney.

    Why?

    a. Move to Singapore
    b. Open bank account in Canadia.
    c. Get paid mega-bucks into Canadian bank account.
    d. Relinquish Oz citizenship.
    e. Apply for Canadian Citizenship, showing mega bucks in Canadian Bank and sexy bod.
    f. Leave Canadia and live in Belize or Panama or Andorra, Singapore or some other low-tax country. Monaco maybe.
    g. Never earn any money in my new country of residency.
    h. Get lots of tax free Looneys.
    i. Use a minute portion of funds to "buy" citizenship of another country or 3.
    j. Buy a bed and breakfast on East Coast of Tasmania, bed wealthy middle-aged female guests.
    k. Write a book about it.

    I suppose you could do it with AUD too, but it doesn't make the story as interesting or exotic does it?
     
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  9. Willow

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    condoms, chinese yuan 50% vodka 10% AUD 30% cigars.10%
    This is assuming I am living in Australia
     
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  10. Guest

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    AUD because I live here
    RMB because I believe china will back it with gold one day
    Euros cos I'd buy a place in Greece of I was rich
    USD cos I'd buy a huge ranch in the south if I was rich
    Swiss currency for the hell of it
     
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