Saw this on a cousin's facebook and thought us stacker types would like it. You may have seen it, but I haven't. Enjoy.
Interesting set of rules to ponder, but Bill Gates never made that speech - it's an urban myth.... http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_bill_gates_speech.htm
Oh, I'm sure he didn't! I doubt he would say anything that potentially divisive and upset the little Tarquins that buy his products. Nevertheless, I found it amusing. I've always hated that failing grades policy.